Someone asked me yesterday if I had ever been A BROAD.
I replied “I’ve been a BROAD my entire life.”
“So, what is a Broad?
A Broad is a gal who takes no crap from anyone.
A Broad is smart, loyal, honest, supportive, sassy, funny, and knows who she is.
A Broad can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan, regardless of whether or not a man is in her life.
A Broad doesn’t have time to be jealous of the women around her.
A Broad doesn’t have time to gossip nonstop, though a Broad is extremely capable of dishing some good dirt(the only difference is she’ll dish it to your face).
A Broad knows the true meaning of the word vent; she can lend an ear while her friends vent, and let out a good scream of her own with her fellow Broads.
Basically, a Broad is as real as any woman can get, and I’m proud to have known a few real Broads in my life.”